peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.

A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

shakespearee:

"Girls didn’t really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn’t - was you have to talk to women like you’re not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work."

© meanwolfs